If I were a woman, I'd be pretty pissed and offended at this CR-V commercial

"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit) 10/10/2014 at 00:19 • Filed to: stupid commercials that need to go to hell right now

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...but I'm not a woman, but that's not going to stop me from going all Jezzie (sorry) get sand in my vagina and be offended anyway.

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Yeah, you're gonna need this nav system because you're a woman and you can't drive so you need computers to avoid getting lost, lol, also you're a college student which means life sucks, pay your rent. And other stuff cooked up from marketing execs who either never had to pay through college or drive down a normal fucking road or are too rich right now to remember (make mental note: hire driver to take me around in "Grounded to the Ground" Camry, and now you know why driving sucks).

Yeah if I sound bitter right now and looking for an excuse to vent on being bitter, I am.

Big Bubba Ray > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 10/10/2014 at 00:28

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I swear that commercial was made about my ex girlfriend. She drove a CRV.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 10/10/2014 at 00:33

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My brother coped with university just fine with a Jetta TDI with no SATNAV. I don't see the need for all of those bells and whistles.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 10/10/2014 at 00:33

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is it sexist? or does Mia just have shit spatial awareness abilities?

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 10/10/2014 at 00:43

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At least it didn't look like a shrunken R-class..... But I still won't drive one.

(Drove an Element that put me off Honda for good..... ButIstillliketheNSX)

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 10/10/2014 at 01:08

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Legitimate question: What made you dislike the element. I'm considering one, but I have some concerns

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/10/2014 at 01:16

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Partly - MPG

Mostly - Engine felt grainy and underpowered.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 10/10/2014 at 01:22

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Was the Accelerator Limp? Was the Brake Jumpy? Those are my concerns after driving my mom's 2010 CRV

Manuél Ferrari > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 10/10/2014 at 01:50

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back in my day nobody at university had nav. It had only just been invented and nobody had a new German luxo barge!

And manuals were still common. And run flats didn't exist.

And there were no smart phones or hand held nav. When you got lost you used a Thomas Guide

Those were the days ...